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grown men and little cutesy dogs are like fat people and spandex they just don’t go together. Imagine it you see a guy walking down the street, he looks like a drill instructor but all you see of him is from the waist up because of the cars parked on the side of the street. He looks masculine looks like if you laughed at him he’d beat your ass then he clears the cars and you see his little Pomeranian in a little pink polo shirt. At this point he has lost all the masculinity he had and anyone who sees him is going to laugh their asses off.
Now we dont know the whole story here but I can tell you we all will jump to one of 3 different conclusions
1 He’s gay. there is nothing wrong with this we all have friends who are, even if they dont know it themselves. and if you dont it’s probably you.
2 he’s in the closet (See 1)
3 He’s married or given up on finding a woman (Also see 1, just kidding)
there is another i just thought of
4 Walking a friend or relatives dog (however if this were the case he wouldn’t leave a 30 foot radius of the front door and you could tell he was uncomfortable)
What makes it worse is the name of the dog, for some reason both sides of this coin are BAD!
Cute names…
unless the dog is a girl and it was named by a girl it is not Ok to give a dog a cute name i.e. Sweety, Bunny, Sassy, Honey, Pandypants……….. it is ok if the dog is a girl to give it a girl’s name i.e. Sarah, Mandy, Dotty, or Sandy. (but be careful you might have to explain how you named her and telling your girlfriend you named your dog after you ex could go south fast).
Masculine Names…
Chihuahua named Dragon, ’nuff said
This is not Ok and tells us you are in the closet (and no amount of girlfriends will convince us otherwise)
the only time these names are ok on small dogs are with Pugs, Bostons, or bull dogs.
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